Bacon Air Freshener

You use pretty-smelling deoderant for your armpits, but wouldn't it make more sense to use something that smells like something better than flowers and old spice? Something like bacon. Bacony underarms would be sweet. Think of this air freshener as underarm deoderant for the air in your car. Four inches tall with a string to hang it. The best part is that it is sold out. Q: How many bacon nuts are out there buying this A: Oviously there are alot. SOLD OUT UNTIL JANUARY. ORDERS FOR THIS PRODUCT WILL BE HELD UNTIL READY TO SHIP COMPLETE! http://www.meat-o-matic.com/index.php?prodid=21&meat=Bacon